This is my opportunity to be politically correct without being a female donkey. We know this makes little or no sense. People like senseless endeavours or at least perverted rationale. Mostly everyone today is either dumbed down or in complete denial. Where are you from? Anyway, ... an ABC party, not to be confused with "anything but clothes" is actually fun when you have nothing better to do. For the record, we’re talking about the “anything but a cup party” trend. When and where did it start?

You’ll need a porous container of some sort. A construction worker’s hat would work if it’s cleaned. There’s also the option of a space helmet, football helmet, bicycle helmet etc. Make sure you sanitize what you're going to use as a drinking container. We wouldn’t want to see you poisoned.

Traditionally, guys go to these types of parties to meet girls and girls go to meet guys but there’s been some changes. Nowadays it’s fashionable to meet whatever. I’m straight, however some of you may not be straight. Is it possible to seriously run into an alien from another planet at the party? Forget inter racial. What happens with inter planetary? Please ... don’t think bad of me or anyone because of their home planet. Obviously, drinking is on the agenda. I personally don’t drink alcohol but my associates stay thirsty.

What can one do at an ABC party when everyone is drunk except you and some of the people are actually aliens from another universe on vacation? May I suggest fake it? No, you don’t have to be disingenuous. Being careful is a more appropriate poise. Just because you go to college doesn’t mean you’re totally stupid. So what… you like herbal tea, brownies and have a dlinquent student loan before you graduate. Maybe the aliens can help you pay off your loan.

You may find yourself at a gross gathering of frustrated existentialists seeking pleasure from delusional behavior. With no need to dodge the draft, because there is no war yet, life has its benifits. In addition to drinking out of some ridiculous vessel, one can gain merit by being friendly. Understanding the latest trend and having a full supply of jokes can be helpful.

Do people still dance? Tik Tok seems to show evidence of a dancing population. You might try bustin' a move. "Cut the rug (dance)." You can even give "booty shake lessons" to those from other galaxies if the price is right. Being the life of the party requires skill but you don’t have to totally make a fool of yourself. You can make a fool out of yourself just a little bit, to blend in. I forgot. Bad means good. I'm bad.

My experience at parties has been that I'm always providing the music. I'm a musician. Frankly ... other than that, I’m somewhat lost at parties unless they have good food. An anything but a cup party from my perspective is about (1.) s*x (2.) food and (3.) music. The order is negociable.

I’m not trying to be the governor or run for president. I'm usually just doin' a gig. My personal experience at such parties is like a journey to the moon. How will I make my exit is high priority at an ABC party. The first thing to look for is how to get out, sometimes the mood changes.

Finding an interesting individual brings new light. Harmones tingle as glamour compells one into other realms and out of rational thinking. Historically, it's the same stuff over and over. In other words it's typical to be a sucker for pretty body parts. Why must I be like that? Why does a dog chase a cat? Cosmetics can be quite decieving. If there's a strobe light, forget about it. One can get lost . Who can one trust? especially during a pandemic where everyone is wearing a face mask. Bobbing for apples is a fun game. It's important that my new aquantances familiarize themselve with bobbing for apples. That's one of my favorite games to be played in the back room. Do aliens have apples? My focus sometimes gets foggy. Do we fall in love or am I just seeking a resolution to a throbbing sensation. Maybe because I did all my really wild stuff when I was a teen, things have changed. Don’t get it twisted, I still like to be gratified, but on a down low. You may find me at an anything but a cup party chillin’ in the background on whatever. When most are drunk, you’ll find me chillin’ in the corner somewhere. My nature dictates that I be the "apple supplier" in the game of "bobbing for apples."

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